I assume other passengers have been weaned on Wagner and brought up on ­Beethoven. While I can tell you the name of the 1969 record by one-hit wonders Zager and Evans and recite the words of David ...

Austria is a dream – specifically a really happy one that’s in 70 mm and in Technicolor. When my fellow travellers and I arrive in Vienna and get into a taxi, we’re greeted by strains of the Blue ...