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Got friend zoned by my mom

Cracked Comedy Club brings you a set by Kevin Casey White on getting friend-zoned by his mom and why parental rejection stings extra hard.
Finding yourself trapped in the friend zone represents one of modern dating’s most frustrating experiences, where genuine romantic feelings meet the devastating reality of being seen as “just a friend ...