These days I'd be more worried about salmonella skid marks across the room. So I did a little checking around and found some great tips for lifting the bird. Some useless but entertaining ones, too.

Not a bad idea, if you can get it on top of the car. Did you start your training? (Robert Cooke/The Plain Dealer) By Debbi Snook, The Plain Dealer CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Sure, you can buy a cheap turkey, ...

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Sure, you can buy a cheap turkey, cook it up and serve it fairly easily. What's really hard is pitting a 120-pound cook against a 20-pound bird. Ding. Round one. It's the fight of ...